The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...