Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...