Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....