God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!