Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...