Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...