What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
A closer call
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Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...