The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...