A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...