Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...