Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
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This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...