Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...