Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!