Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...