Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...