Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...