Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...