Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...