How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...