Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...