Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...