58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...