Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...