Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...