Juan and Amal Classic
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Viagra Mickey Finn!
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Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
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Colored Penis
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If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
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Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”