Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...