Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...