Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...