Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...