Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
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A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What’s up Pussycat!
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Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Darwin Awards
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