Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...