What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
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Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...