Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...