Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...