A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...