Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Brezhnev at his speech
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Red, Yellow, and Green!
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Stopped Using the Pill
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Bumpy Stickers!
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Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
3 pregnant women were waiting…
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For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...