What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...