Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...