Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...