Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...