A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...