I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...