Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...