What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Very stupid musician
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Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...