What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...