Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...