Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...