Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....