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I have bad and very bad news
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No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
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Get away with murder
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What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
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You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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