Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!