Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...